Inter-what? Some real-life questions to help-desks.

by techtiptom

Originally posted on  on 02/10/2010:

“I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?”

“Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”

“I would like an Internet please.”

“I just got your Internet in the mail today…”

“I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?”

“I don’t have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?”

“Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?”

“We’re getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?”

“The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?”

“We’re going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?”

“I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?”

“I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it’s gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?”

“The Internet site is giving me a busy signal!”

“Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!”